My same ol' same ol': My Name(s)

Hi all weird people who read my blogo,

call me Riffy-Alice. that's my first name. My last name is Cullen. my nick name is: Lil' plays with fire. You can call me Riffy-Alice... do you think that sounds fool Riffy-Dess? ... yes Riffy-Dess, I will call you that... And so help me if a bottle er stick er shadow call you that I WILL pound them for your, and my, sake!!!! X_9

ALL FOOL PEOPLE CALL ME FROM NOW ON: RIFFY-ALICE AS MY FIRST NAME, AND CULLEN AS MY LAST NAME. ALSO, FER SAFFY CULLEN, SHE IS NOW: RIFFY DESS... N' HER LAST NAME IS CULLEN, CAUSE FOOL N' FAWESOME PEOPLE JUST NEED FOOL N' FAWESOME NAMES TO GO WITH THEM. WE DO NOT ALLOW ANY: STICKS, BOTTLES, ER SHADOWS TO CALL US THAT... OR SOME OF THE OTHER PEOPLE RIFFY DESS CALLED. JUST OUR FOOL N' SPICY FRIENDS. YES, RIFFY DESS, I'M TALKIN' FER BOTH OF US. x_9

Snuggles,
Riffy-Alice Cullen M_M

P.S. Do you like that face? I just made it up: M_M... it means I'm flaming mad... like it?